– Who was waterboarding Mark Sanford and forcing him to keep giving interviews to reporters?
– Is it possible that the continual string of embarrassing interviews was related to the campaign- and media-savvy Jenny Sanford having kicked her husband out of the house?
– How long will it take before the rest of us can announce plans to hike the Appalachian Trail without provoking snickers or eye-rolling?
– How long since Sanford was actually on the Appalachian Trail in mid-June – a spot about as secluded as Myrtle Beach on Fourth of July weekend?
– Who clings more tightly, a drowning man to a raft or a besmirched public official to a job?
– Which shows worse character – having meaningless anonymous sex, or only having sex with someone you love?
– Which shows worse character – having meaningless anonymous extramarital sex or having extramarital sex with someone you love?
– Is “crossed lines” anything akin to “hiking on the Appalachian Trail”?
– How much difference is there between having sex and lying about it if you’re Bill Clinton, and having sex and lying about it if you’re Mark Sanford?
– Is there a “sex line” and if so, where – really – is it?
– Might Cabarrus County commissioner Coy Privette have some tips to share?
– Has Jenny Sanford called Bill Diehl yet?
– What does it say that carrying two pooping piglets into the State House was only your second goofiest moment as governor?
– Posted by Mary Newsom (with an assist from Lew Powell)
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